Oh fuck.

my mum know's when I'm reading Doujinshi's >////////////////////<


I was watching one on youtube, and I was covering my hand over my mouth and nose. Mum looked at Nan and Granpa, and said:

"Don't bother trying to talk to her, she's in her perverted zone. She's reading those comics with-
"MOTHER, DON'T CROSS MY LINE!!"
I ended up squeaking instead of yelling.

I asked her how she knew, and she was just like:
"You're face goes all red, you cover your nose and your mouth, and you start drooling. Plus, you were panting-
"I WASN'T PANTING!" ;A;


The way she judges me.
She makes me sound like a horny dog
//shot down